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Snape kills Dumbledore.
The dog dies.
the killer never REALLY dies so they can make a bunch of sequels
SHE HAS SEX WITH HER DAD
HES STILL A SPARKLY LITTLE PEDO BITCH
HER MOM IS THE ONE SENDING THE LETTERS FROM HIM
Juno gets pregnant.
Mufasa dies
He comes back to life and kills her mother.
The ship sinks!
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Her father is the werewolf :)
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They’re going to cancel Mean Girls 2 and fire all the goody goody Disney girls. Instead, they will make a reality show...
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School of Rock didn’t win the Battle of the Bands.
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Solent Green is made of people. They are the same person
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In transformers 2 Optimus Prime dies. so does Shia (for a bit)
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Jackie Earl Hailey castrates himself and the parents stay with their spouses and children!
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Snape promised Harry’s mom that he would protect him no matter what, so, snape was harry’s protector. and harry names...
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No one finds her body in The Lovely Bones
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Esther is a 33-year-old dwarf.
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Wolverine’s lover dies for real.
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they kill hitler
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Regina Georges gets hit by a bus
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Puss in Boots is HELLA FAT and the dragon seduces Donkey and eats him.
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He had her at “hello”
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Jim Carey is the guy that wrote the book about the number 23. The story told in the book is actually about his college...
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Tyler Durden is narrators split personality.
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the t-rex eats the velociraptors and they escape to saftey.
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Aliens were behind everything.
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Vader is Luke’s father
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Spiderman dies, and is then reincarnated as the cow playing in Bubble boy.
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Well I won’t tell you...the movie by Nicolas Sparks so
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Tyler Durden is his alter-ego, and controls him whilst he sleeps.
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nicole kidman and her kids were the ghosts all along.
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